Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Rumors

Ethan's favorite music is Christian Contemporary and he is JAZZED that 97.5 FM is swinging toward the Lord.

Last night he was doing Stryper air guitar in his long johns.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Korea

I was driving by the Federal Building today and saw Ethan arguing with Dave Hansen outside on the sidewalk, next to four Iraq War protesters.

Dave looked looked like a deer in the headlights. Actually, not that intense. Maybe just one headlight. Or a flashlight.

Ethan looked like a cross between Jack Bauer and Conan O'Brian. And Rosie O'Donnell.

It reminded me of the time we were kids and Ethan argued for way too long with the Korean guy at the convenience store over whether Slim Jims are a meat product or candy. They have too much corn syrup to be just meat, he said, and should be taxed accordingly. The guy quit his job.

The war protesters just held their signs up and walked around Ethan and Dave. None of them were Korean.

Monday, July 31, 2006

You Can Buy Class


But I would recommend renting Class first. With a lease-option to buy. Find the auto repair shop next to the pile of red sand just off State Street. Knock three times on the side door. Bring your Visa card and a zip lock baggie. Ethan knows this very well, it's where he got his diploma. Central European University my butt.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Calling It For Cannon

Don't get too worked up about E's latest post, Mr. Jacobs,

in 1988 he called it for Michael Dukakis.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Blogger Conference

I went to the Blogger Conference tonight at the Larry H. Miller Center to try to get the money Ethan owes me

but he wasn't there.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Ethan Sighting

I was crossing the bridge over I-80 at 13th East and I thought I saw Ethan's beat up piece of crap car speeding by on the highway below me. I knew it was his because the windows were rolled down and the stereo was blasting Air Supply. He was singing along.

Depressing.

I thought about jumping.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Coulda been a contender

Too late.

Maybe next time you'll LISTEN to me

but I doubt it.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

He who hesitates . . .

Ethan - you know the hidden muckracker behind The Fly Site is Steve Devore. You know this and yet you don't post the information! You could scoop everyone!

Fool!

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Hey Kool Aid


This brings back memories of that one summer E, drank all the Kool Aid before I got home from soccer practice. Mom told me to stop all that yelling and bring her some more Tequila, but E ran to the freezer and grabbed it before I could get there and brought it to her first.

That's why he is her favorite.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Damage Control

Spent my afternoon consoling a Utah Senator. It's not my favorite activity, but someone has to clean up after my evil twin, Ethan.

Man, E, why can't you just be nice to people?

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Hatch

Received a heartbreaking call from Orrin Hatch today . Apparently, E hurt his feelings with his latest mean-spirited post.

I explained, very carefully, that Utah and GQ magazine exist in opposite places in the time-space continuum and he needn't worry about the button-down collar thing.

I think he felt better after we talked for a while.

All bets are off, however, when Governor Huntsman persuades GQ to relocate their corporate headquarters to Farmington.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Sky Blue Polyester

Hey E,

Mr. Roper from Three's Company called - he wants his suit back.

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Duty Calls

SLCSPIN is merely hours old and already I can see I'm going to have to step in.

Soothing the wounded egos. The shattered lives. The statues lying in pieces in the town square.
Picking up the chunks.